Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Boy Talk - Xtreme

Wow, this latest viral Boy Talk video already nearly has double digit views and just in time for the holiday season.

Spooky Halloween Toilet Paper

Let's just say wiping your butt just got a whole lot scarier around here! We've got ghosts, bats, and cats wearing a jester hat or maybe blood is flying out. And of course those creepy Christian crosses! Feeling chills just typing that! Good luck sleeping tonight, active fan base.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Friday, November 6, 2015

Bringing a Little JC to Japan

The people of Japan are nice and all, but it does bother me that you almost never hear the phrase, "Praise JC for real, dawg!" or other such phrases much. That's all about to change because of this clever wordplay! That winged, crucified man will heal your back. Come on in. Yeah, just relax. That's it.

 BOOM! GOT YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO HEAVEN NOW, DAWG! It's just that simple.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Halloween Roundup 2015

May this year's Halloween fireworks light up the sky of your life!
Halloween is growing in popularity every year in Japan. I think a huge part of it is just that stores want to sell crap to people and there aren't many good Japanese holidays to fill the void this time of year. Actually, the department store I went to today had Christmas crap up all over the place already. I even saw some Christmas displays a week ago. Still, it seems people enjoy doing things they imagine should be done on Halloween.

For example, there aren't really many pumpkins here, but there are a lot of mandarin oranges and persimmons,  so it makes sense that stickers are available to make "pumpkins".

More and more people are wearing some form of a costume. In my opinion, most are about as lame as possible. They're often very cheap with little to no thought put into them. Others are ridiculously good. I will give the 2015 Gaybotstume award to none other than Kyary Pamyu Pamyu for her David Bowie costume.

I'm pretty sure that covers all the Halloween news here in Japan. Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Halloween Ultraman

 I can't even tell if that jack-o-lantern is supposed to be Ultraman, one of the other characters, or just sort of from that universe. The eyes are similar, but the mouth is a normal pumpkin mouth. Anyway, I give the artist a B+.

This is an ad for the Autumn Family Mart Festival. If you spend ¥700 or more, you have a chance at winning a prize. Maybe the prize has something to do with Ultraman this time, but usually at these sort of events you win the canned coffee they couldn't sell, or something.

Happy Halloween to one and all.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Kyary as Boop

I know beauty is supposedly subjective and all, but take a look at this picture and tell me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu isn't the sexiest woman alive.

Told you, dudez. Simply breathtaking.

Friday, October 23, 2015


Ha, ha, ha. I bet someone could make a really good Attila the Hun joke with this!

Monday, October 19, 2015

Munenori Kawasaki

Even if you don't like baseball, you might want to start cheering for the Toronto Blue Jays so we can get some more speeches out of Munenori Kawasaki. Here's what he had to say after the their last series victory.

He's a backup second baseman, and not even on the active roster for the playoffs. He's kind of lucky that they even let him be there, but clearly he knows how to motive and get the team focused. Only two more until the bush party.

"I have two books, bro."  -Munenori Kawasaki

Saturday, October 17, 2015

M!LK - I Can't Drink Coffee

Love the attitude these dudez are rocking! This is their first single called "I Can't Drink Coffee". It's about trying to impress girls by drinking coffee even though you can't because it's bitter and stuff. It's something all us cool guyz can relate to. I'm sure you'll watch the whole video.

On another note, I want to thank a lot of you for your advice on how to impress girls. You've had a lot of great ideas, but unfortunately nothing has worked as of yet. As it turns out, it's looking like I might just need to change my wardrobe. This is the uniform M!LK usually wears:

Look out, ladies.